I Love My Job
- Right now, I hear someone playing acoustic guitar in his cubicle.
- A few minutes ago, someone had gotten a rubber dart stuck to the ceiling, so people were throwing balls at the ceiling to knock it down. Finally, someone duct taped my crutches together, and climbed on a chair to get it off the ceiling.
- Yesterday, my friends were holding stopwatch timed "crutch races" with my crutches around the building. (I did not participate for safety reasons--but I did laugh.)
- I took a long lunch and went and got my nails done. Long lunches seem to be almost mandatory.
- People sitting outside on the loading dock, with drinks (non-alcoholic--we are still on the clock) and/or cigars is becoming a regular occurrence.
- People are figuring out how to play 80's songs on recorders and playing them together, as a group, in the office. (Yes, recorders. Those white, plastic musical instruments from your childhood.)
- Yesterday, there was a common practice to end every sentence with "...if you know what I mean" and/or "...that's what she said".
This is one of the strangest places I have ever worked, but I truly love it here. These people are crazy!