Fun With Fake Feet
Okay, I'm going to have to apologize in advance to anyone with a foot fetish, but I had a conversation at lunch with my co-workers that was just so entertaining, I had to share it.
One of my co-workers brought up the fact that there is a particular establishment in the Nashville area for people over a certain age, that sells some very life-like items to people who are willing to purchase them for their, um...enjoyment. One of the more tame items, is a very life-like, latex foot. (I would include an image, but I am really afraid of what I might find if I do an online search.) There was even a sample at the store that you could touch, if you so desire. The conversation then led to things that one could do with a very life-like latex foot.
Here are a few things we came up with:
1 - Have one person sit at a bus stop with the foot and suck on the toes. Have another person hiding in the bushes with a video camera to record reactions.
2 - Keep it at your desk at work and when someone comes along to ask you for something, again, start sucking on the toes and watch the reaction.
3 - A variation on #2 would be if you could sit cross-legged and tuck the foot out of your pant leg so it would appear you were sucking on your own toes.
4 - Walk down the street holding it and sniffing it profusely. Again, watch for reactions.
5 - Use it to kick people in the butt without actually kicking them in the butt.
6 - Put a toe ring on it and paint the toenails.
7 - Again, keep it at your desk at work and when someone asks you to do something you don't want to do, set it on the floor and tell them you are "putting your foot down".
8 - Fun in bathroom stalls. No more explanation needed--just use your imagination.
9 - Stick it out from underneath something heavy.
10 - Give it as a wedding gift with no explanation.
One of my co-workers brought up the fact that there is a particular establishment in the Nashville area for people over a certain age, that sells some very life-like items to people who are willing to purchase them for their, um...enjoyment. One of the more tame items, is a very life-like, latex foot. (I would include an image, but I am really afraid of what I might find if I do an online search.) There was even a sample at the store that you could touch, if you so desire. The conversation then led to things that one could do with a very life-like latex foot.
Here are a few things we came up with:
1 - Have one person sit at a bus stop with the foot and suck on the toes. Have another person hiding in the bushes with a video camera to record reactions.
2 - Keep it at your desk at work and when someone comes along to ask you for something, again, start sucking on the toes and watch the reaction.
3 - A variation on #2 would be if you could sit cross-legged and tuck the foot out of your pant leg so it would appear you were sucking on your own toes.
4 - Walk down the street holding it and sniffing it profusely. Again, watch for reactions.
5 - Use it to kick people in the butt without actually kicking them in the butt.
6 - Put a toe ring on it and paint the toenails.
7 - Again, keep it at your desk at work and when someone asks you to do something you don't want to do, set it on the floor and tell them you are "putting your foot down".
8 - Fun in bathroom stalls. No more explanation needed--just use your imagination.
9 - Stick it out from underneath something heavy.
10 - Give it as a wedding gift with no explanation.
posted by Nonblond @ 4/11/2007
1 Comments:
At 7:07 AM ,
Vixen said...
11. Stick it out from underneath a closet door in your house during a party and count how many times people open that door and their reactions! :)
Good one!
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