No Spiders Allowed

Thoughts from the Mind of An Arachnophobic Brunette

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Overheard

Conversation Overheard on My Way To Target

Setting - Target parking lot, Franklin, Tennessee. Middle aged, Southern woman is on cell phone. Woman is speaking with strong Southern drawl.


Woman - "Well, I thought her Mama gave her money."

Pause.

Woman - "Well, my gosh, how much did they cost?!"

Pause.

Woman - "Bless her heart! Those are some expensive titties!"


The End.

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