Better Than Fuzzy Dice?

I saw a car with a Jesus air freshener and a stuffed Spiderman hanging together from the rear view mirror in a parking lot. I have to wonder:

• What Jesus thinks about being on an air freshener.
• Is that person is trying to make some sort of statement with that combination or if it is just a random collection of items on his/her mirror.
• What does the air freshener smell like?
• If Splenda is really made from sugar, why does it not have any calories?

I realize the last bullet item is not related to the car mirror, but don't you wonder about that sometimes? Maybe that's just me.