Sorry, I've Been Busy...

Since my last blog earlier this month I've...

• Flown to Atlanta, Montego Bay, Houston, Dallas, Kansas City and back to Nashville again.
• Worn a green bikini and a flower in my hair.
  
• Sipped champagne in a cabana on a beach.
• Saw the grave of Dimebag Darrell.
• Saw Eddie George in person.
  
• Smoked several Cuban cigars.
• Had a strange, drunk, married man throw his wedding ring at me.
• Ridden on a glass bottom boat.
• Played bar room shuffleboard.
• Lost my pants in Texas.
• Read two books.
• Eaten a waffle shaped like Texas.
• Visited the site where JFK was shot.
• Ordered drinks at a swim up bar.
• Purchased wine and ice cream at a convenience store and consumed them together in a hotel lobby.
• Watched a conspiracy theory video about UFOs.
• Written in the sand with my toes.
• Stayed up all night.
• Accidentally acquired some stolen silverware.
  
• Fallen asleep outdoors watching the sun set.
• Driven past a sign that read, "Goat for Sale".
• Consumed beer, vodka, whiskey, wine and rum (but not all together).
  
• Eaten Filet Mignon on a dock by the ocean.
• Eaten ribs and brisket in a tavern in rural Texas.

No wonder I'm tired.