Warning! Don't Do This!

At work yesterday, several of the employees were pondering over something. One of them came over to me to see if I could contribute my opinion to the issue. The warning pictured above, was prominently printed on a plastic bag which contained a stuffed toy representing one of the characters featured on our shows. Take a good look at it.

At first glance, we thought it might be some sort of suffocation warning, but the longer we looked at it, the more puzzled we became. Then finally, the more amused we became.

It looks like it could be a child, but then again, one of the feet looks like some sort of farming tool or ice pick. If it is a baby or child, what exactly is going on with the top half of this child? Is someone frying a sunny-side up egg on the child's head? Is that a head? Maybe the thing is actually half penguin and half child. Is something coming out of the beak and if so, what? Is it a duck wearing a shriner's hat? Maybe it is half alien, half baby?

We were discussing the possibility of making t-shirts and bumper stickers and maybe even putting the symbol on picket signs and holding a protest. Whatever it is, we are SO against it. We think.

What do you think it is?