Eleven Ticket Stubs

I have a basket of nail polish that sits on my dresser in our bedroom. Lately, whenever I come home from an event, I tend to tuck my ticket stub into my nail polish basket. I thought I would share with you the eleven ticket stubs that I pulled out and examined today. In case you've been looking for me, this is where I've been:

• Sting & Annie Lennox, Sacred Love Tour, Starwood Amphitheater, Mon 9/6/04
• Alanis Morissette, Acoustic Tour Jagged Little Pill, Ryman Auditorium, Tues 6/21/05
• Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Starwood Amphitheater, Wed 7/13/05
• Duran Duran, Starwood Amphitheater, Fri 7/15/05
• Jerry Seinfeld, Andrew Jackson Hall - TPAC, Sat 7/30/05
• James Taylor & Band, Starwood Amphitheater, Sun 7/31/05
• Queensryche, Operation Mindcrime, Ryman Auditorium, Thurs 9/29/05
• Oasis, Blossom Music Center, Fri 9/30/05
• Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum (Cleveland) , Sat 10/1/05
• Radio City Christmas Spectacular, Grand Ole Opry House, Fri 11/18/05
• Nashville Predators vs. Pittsburgh Penguins, Gaylord Entertaiment Center, Sun 1/15/06

I thought you should at least have some idea why I haven't been answering the phone when you call.